I got nothing

About to go hit up happy hour and there's little reason to be happy. This might be the single worst day for sports viewing of the year. No NBA, 2 college games, very little NHL action, no baseball, no football, fucking nothing. What am I supposed to watch at the bar? None of these bars seem to have ESPN Classic either. Classic is mosdef my favorite ESPN station at the moment. I actually listened to Sportscenter on my Sirius yesterday and I almost liked it more than watching the TV broadcast. And having no video made it harder to tell when the anchors were fucking up. I guess I'll shoot pool. Although they have those touch-screen games on the bar. Those things are addicting. And expensive. And how. I'll spend more in those things than I will on beer. My moms wanted one of those things, they're like $4800 for a new one. 2 grand easy for a used one. Fuck that. In the words of the immortal Dars (The Disease) "kill yourself". That should about sum up the evening.